This week a lot is going on, but the biggest thing that happened was the kick in the nuts to Philly Sports Nation last night when the Flyers got raped by the officials.
It's obvious that John Stevens doesn't show enough chutzpah for our liking. Hell, even if he showed the emotion Andy Reid shows .01% of the time that would be enough. But, even that didn't fire Stevens up.
Well, if Tommy Lasorda were the Flyers coach, this shit wouldn't stand.
I'll set this up with the following infamous clip of a few Lasorda rants when he raved about some "fucking guy named the nose from the New York post" to when he dropped more MF and Csucker bombs then the US dropped nepalm on Vietnamese jungles.
So, now that you got the set-up on what a real coaching rant is like, let er rip! Michael Barkan of Post-Game Live on Comcast will do the honors and introduce coach Lasorda.
Barkan: You're watching Post-game live and Coach Lasorda is ready to answer some questions down by the lockerroom.
Reporter: Coach. What do you think of the high-stick goal that was scored?
Lasorda: What do I think? I think it's a bulls**t f***ing call that's what I think. The f***ing guy raised his stick higher than a porno star's c**k for f***s sake! You ask me what I think?! The f***ing stick was higher than the goddamn f****ing Sears Tower. Hellen f****ing Keller could have seen that bulls**t was a high stick. That motherf***ing ref I hope dies choking in his sleep tonight. That cocks***er. And, you have over rated player like Alexi Kovalev who couldn't hold Rocket Richard's c**k while he was taking a piss, get handed a f***ing bulls**t goal like that it makes me sick!
Reporter: Do you think the refs have a bias towards the Flyers because they're a team from the U.S.?
Lasorda: How the f**k would I know that?! What kind of f***Ing question is that? Where did you get your journalism degree at f***ing Border's Books? You dumb f**k you look like a goddamn weasel you. Come here I wanna strangle you!
Reporter: Tommy, do you feel...
Lasorda: Get the f**k away from me Howard.
Reporter: Tommy-
Lasorda: I mean it get the f**k away from me. I always thought you were a f***ing spie weren't you.
Reporter: Ha ha ha. Tommy-
Lasorda: I mean it Howard. I don't need your s**t tonight. Ok, somebody else. One more question and hurry up I gotta go in there and take a s**t!
Reporter: Tommy, are you satisfied with Biron's play tonight?
Lasorda: Biron's play? Well Jesus Christ his play was pretty good, but there's no f***ing reason he should've let that goal in with 30 seconds left. I don't give a s**t if somebody's stick breaks or not on a face-off, you gotta be on your guard. Biron would make a good f***ing matador I tell you! He looks like Patrick Roy at times and then other times he looks like Mary Roy or Helen Roy or whatever broad he's married to.
Reporter: One more question Tommy.
Lasorda: That's it. The f***ing questions are over! I'm going to take a s**t!
Ah, what if Tommy Lasorda was the Flyers coach. That would be sweet wouldn't it?!
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