Monday, December 15, 2008

Downgrade

Phillies sign Chan Ho Park



Say goodbye to Jamie Moyer people. The Phils have inked Chan Ho Park to a contract.

Yes, the same Chan Ho Park who hasn't done jack squat since 2001.

So, the Phillies are going to replace their third starter Jamie Moyer with a borderline 5th starter in a hitter's ballpark.

Huge downgrade.

And, Chan Ho Park said publicly that the reason why he chose Philly is because he will start here.

You can forget about them signing Derek Lowe now. This is the Phillies' plan for replacing Moyer.

I gave the signing of Ibanez an A, but this signing gets a stone cold F.

Today the Phillies are a weaker team than when they were on Ocober 27th.

We caught up to Ruben Amaro today about this horrid signing and he had this to say.

"F**k you Bakay. I have to listen to your horses**t every time I don't go out and spend $100 million on some big name pitcher. What did the signing of Kevin Brown do for the Dodgers. Or, how about the signing of Randy Johnson for the Yankees. What in the f**k did that do for them? They watched in October", said Amaro as he spilled coffee on himself.

I guess Amaro never heard of Josh Beckett, Curt Schilling, or Roger Clemens. These were all big-name signings who enabled their teams to win championships.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should update your stories. Jamie signed with the Phils yesterday. Does this mean you take back all the bull you said about the Phils being worse today then they were on Oct 27?